Welcome to the shit show called TOP Pimps and Top HOE’S. This will be a weekly occurrence as players will go from Pimp’s to Hoe’s in a matter of a week. All the opinions below are 100% based on Furry Pujols. If you have issues go to him. See you next week.
Top Pimp Himself
Area 51
Top Pimp – Hoots Daddy
Hoots brings it on the ice & in the locker room. He loves to get butt naked and yell at the boys. Expect him to bring the energy in week 1.
Top Hoe – Iverson
I have no damn idea what they’re going to do with this guy. So here he sits. Only way is up.
Average Joe’s
Top Pimp – Brandon
Comes in as top pick and top dog. I do expect him to be Top hoe starting next week but we’ll see.
Top Hoe – R xYATESx77
Skating Mids. He’s had a rough go around in every league lately and this doesn’t look like a better situation for him this season.
MAW
Top Pimp – xxJONx
If anyone knows how to carry Rak it’s this guy. Now the real test is carrying Rak through the mental war MAW will endure this season.
Top Hoe – Thanx Goalie
I really like this guy I really do. He brings enegry and memes to the table but fuck that contract man. I will take Rak into further evaluation to see why that pick was made.
Trucks
Top Pimp – Marty
Fuckin Marty.
Top Hoe – lMiller9l
Miller made a comment that he’s always lurking in the background. Now i got you front and center 10 million dollar man. Play good this week and evolve into TOP PIMP.
Lions
Top Pimp – Ploop
Daddy Ploop will be the heart here. This team will go as far as this man goes. Some might call him Himothy but we’ll see.
Top Hoe – Ders
I won’t even call him by his new GT. This man went from hero to zero. Be better. I love you.
Smokin’ Beers
Top Pimp – Shieldzy
Best player in the league. No 🧢
Top Hoe – J Pizzle
The man that couldn’t afford a series S. He’s going to have a great time on this headache of a team. Expect him to have a not so great season.
Dumpstars
Top Pimp – Led
This guy will be a force to reckon with especially with Full and Nero on the wings. He’ll be a dishing machine.
Top Hoe – SeidEffect/Gronk
Taking a look at this roster when he plays it will be their worst d core. The top line D core I expect would be Cheller/Gronk Duo once a week. Also, Gronk PT wtf is wrong with you pimp. Be better.
Mud dogs
Top Pimp – Ga Goots
He’s alive after being dead for a couple seasons. The question is he worth a 1st round pick after the lay off?
Top Hoe – Skirata
I love this guy but Jesus Christ you paid him 6 million for Center.
Chiefs
Top Pimp – Giroux
Arguably the best player in this league, nuff said.
Top Hoe – Furry Pujols
Guy is so ass. Walking cost on the ice for the chiefs don’t play this man with your top line.
Alcohooligans
Top Pimp – Some Fat Gezer
This man is the heartbeat of this team and I expect him to play like it in week 1.
Top Hoe – Shrimp
I hope he actually plans on playing G this season. If he is anywhere else it’s a throw. I also hope he decides to play 2 nights a week in the net.
